Fuccudles

When you're cuddling and then you start to fuck

You. Me. Fuccudles

by Mkfrieda October 8, 2017

freshman fuckup

The point of the first year of highschool in which new students, unacustomed to new highschool curriculum, slack on their responsibility and fail to complete assignments on time, as well as miserably fail their classes. In essence, they fuck up, or in lighter terms, they fall into a large series of mistakes and irreversibly lower their grade point average.

dont go thru freshman fuckup. it really fucks you up.

by Frankly Dontgiveadamn September 10, 2006

blisstering fuckup

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

prenatal fuckup

An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.

I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be.

by pierski June 14, 2009

Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Fuckupper

The person in your circle of friends who is always fucking things up.

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.

by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014

French Fuckup

Notre Dame on the 15th of April 2019. Another synonym for this would also be Melted Bible.

I worked at Notre Dame under the French Fuckup

by T0b14s October 20, 2019