fpm 

fresh pussy mouth

She left my house and i had fpm🤪

fpm by itttssssaaajokeeee July 25, 2019

FPMSL

Fucking Pissed Myself Lauging

"FPMSL. He just said that his Honda could beat my Merkur!"

FPMSL by MerkXRTurbo March 4, 2005

FPMITAP 

Acronym for Federal Pound-me-in-the-ass Prison, a maximum security prison where you are likely to be on the wrong end of homosexual abuse.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

FPMITAP by Stavr0 November 19, 2003

FPMAO 

Fist Pumping My Ass Off..like the guidos!

I was totally FPMAO at that party last night!

FPMAO by loveej January 14, 2011

fpms 

Fucking pissed myself.

- "I just deleted a customers database."

- fpms

fpms by Mr Prick May 8, 2021

fpms 

Fewer problems more solutions

Seth Fewer will bring America FPMS

fpms by Seth.fewer March 14, 2025