FMIE

fmie stands for the oFficial Mega bIll kaulitz fangirl placE and it is a magical castle in the clouds where the lemmings run free, smoking fine cigars as we post thousands of terrible anime drawings of german emo boys on deviantart.

it is a glorious place, and anyone who speaks of rammstein and bowie there will be punished by death. all day long we dance and sing along to songs from tokio hotel. we don't have a damn clue what the lyrics mean, but they sound nice so who cares if the song is actually about my little pony.

we have a widescreen tv there, 420 feet long and 69 feet high. the latest inuyasha episodes are played on it for the viewing pleasure of the fmie members, or Ryans as we like to call ourselves. the tv cost us a million dollars, but who cares? we get to watch INUYASHA!

the fmie library is full of manga, harry potter fanfics, warrior cats books, and of course books about tokio hotel. there are over 22 thousand books there, and absolutely none of them contain any references to david bowie. one of the tokio hotel books mentioned rammstein so we burned it in a fire while playing tokio hotel songs at a volume of 750 decibels. unfortunately, while doing this one of the Ryans fell into the fire. AnimeTigerGrl3488231 1993 - 2005, never forget

there is a private high school at the official mega bill kaulitz fangirl place, which offers 4 classes: history, anime appreciation, french, and advanced calculus. all of the school's 6900 students attend the anime appreciation class, leaving the others empty.

that, in a nutshell, is fmie. i hope you enjoyed this informative lesson.

now go play in traffic.
FMIE: All you need to know is that it doesn't concern you.
by FMIE January 18, 2008
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FMIE is a group of members mostly over 18 who insult members on this virtual site called, "marapets". They make inside jokes about sex, rape, and old men. If you don't know what they are saying they will shun you. They think they are better than everyone, and often belittle people because they have nothing to better to do. The staff is in FMIE too, so if you argue with a member in FMIE you will end up with a forum ban or a site ban. Mostly it consists of a bunch of homosexual single atheists (their "god" is this guy name Blixa Bargled) pretending to be 18, while in reality they are 40 years old+.
(fmie member)- BEND OVAR

(other fmie member) ONLY IF YOAR TENT POLE IS UP FOAR ME.
by supergreen12 May 10, 2009
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