FMD 

'Fuck My Dissertation'. Like FML (Fuck my life) but used about dissertation.

'I have one week to do my whole dissertation. FMD'
This work for my dissertation is really hard, like impossible. FMD'

FMD by bjqueen March 13, 2010

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"For Massive Damage".

From the Sony 2006 E3 press conference. During the Genji 2 demo the presenter said, "So here's this giant crab. And you attack its weakpoint for massive damage".

Also, they fought giant enemy crabs in Ancient Japan, evidently.

Can be used actively:
Wii360 > PS3 FMD. Reads "The Nintendo Wii and Microsoft 360 combo owns Sony's PS3 for Massive Damage."

Can be used reflexively:
Sony's price announced at $599US hurt themselves FMD.

fmd by Ignoramouse June 1, 2006

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Furry Mammoth Dildo

Pil Shoved The FMD Up Dethlords Ass.

FMD by Mothman April 3, 2003

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Fuck My Dog

Expression of Suprise

FMD by Shonet October 27, 2003

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Fuck Me, Daniel - a term coined on the hipster blogging site Tumblr, a simple way for fangirls to express extreme lust to anything related to German actor Daniel Bruhl.

Fangirl #1: Oh my god, she posted pictures of Daniel Bruhl.
Fangirl #2: FMD. FMD. FMD.

FMD by hugostiglitz- February 5, 2010

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Acronym for the Fashion Model Directory. According to Google, FMD is the world’s largest website about modeling...

-Did U see what Callie posted on the FMD forum last night.... U know it had to be "boots" LOL!

-Gotta check out that agency on FMD...

-Leelee became supermoderator and went "tfs" on havatampa ROTFLMAO!

FMD by havatampa September 30, 2008

FMD 

Fuck my dick. When you are sexting someone and you have a bonner. And you want to fuck the person you are texting with your Dick.

Girl:Hey I'm bored and alone!

Boy: FMD I'll be right over.

One other example

Girl: Hi,I think your hot.

Boy: FMD

FMD by Trend# November 29, 2016