Fuck my dick. When you are sexting someone and you have a bonner. And you want to fuck the person you are texting with your Dick.
Girl:Hey I'm bored and alone!
Boy: FMD I'll be right over.
One other example
Girl: Hi,I think your hot.
Boy: FMD
Boy: FMD I'll be right over.
One other example
Girl: Hi,I think your hot.
Boy: FMD
by Trend# November 29, 2016
by kc166464 October 5, 2010
by LAGOUT July 21, 2019
Fuck me day is a day where any guys or girls can do anything to each other without permission unless it’s rape
by Oooooosjsjej October 14, 2019
by trufflelover July 5, 2022
Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.
by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008
Fuck My Diet; used to declare that you are tired of your diet and you are going to eat whatever you want.
by jgreene777 July 1, 2010