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Flashy-Eye

When someone takes a large amount of pictures and the repeated flashing of the camera starts to bother your eyes and leaves you seeing light spots. This often occurs in a darkly lit setting, such as a bar, when a friend a few drinks in decides to have an impromptu photo shoot.
Man after she took the hundredth picture, I started to get flashy-eye.
Flashy-Eye by Oracle547 July 30, 2012

flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases a person's memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged
Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

flashy salmon 

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.
Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!
flashy salmon by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015

Flashy-Flashy Jacket 

ex: I saw a guy on bike at night and he was wearing a flashy-flashy jacket

flashy hug 

it's an amaaaaaazing hug that makes u all warm and fuzzy and its just so flashy because its so enjoyable.

Usualy done betwen ppl that are dating and stuff:)
He: Hi my love. *flashy hug*
She: Hiii! *.* U made me feel all fuzzy inside...RAWR!

Flashy McShowoff

Someone who buys expensive things that they cannot really afford just so they can show everyone else to make themselves look richer than they really are.
"Hey did you see Dave's new Rolex? I didn't know working at Burger King was so profitable"
"Yes, he's quite the Flashy McShowoff"
"I guess it's so he can keep track of the bus schedule"
Flashy McShowoff by Rev_JDDamnitall September 21, 2012