Flumping 

When three or more heterosexual men (usually Bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.

"Yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?"
"Yeah sure, bring Ed?"
"Are we gonna be flumping?"
"If needs must, we shall flump"

Flumping by Boymankalot September 29, 2013

Flumping 

The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.

"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"

Flumping by jamondontoast2 October 5, 2017

Flumping 

Waiving the bed sheets up and down while still in bed in an effort to dispel fart gasses

Example #1:
He: ( farts loudly in bed)
She: “Again?!” As she rolls over “If this one smells as bad as your last fart you’d better start flumping or find another place to sleep.”

Example #2:
(Coughing) OMG, you could at least start flumping when you fart like that in bed. I can’t breathe from your fumes.

Flumping by Juana B. Likejoe April 22, 2014

Flumping 

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

Flumping by Klumf lord September 1, 2020

Flumping 

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

Flumping by Klumf lord September 1, 2020

Flumping 

Fluffy Humping.

I love flumping!

Flumping by theSpeakere November 13, 2021

Flumping 

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.

Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."

Flumping by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022