Kung Flue

An ethnic slur used by insensitive people to smear Chinese with blame for the most destructive pandemic in living memory (COVID-19). "Kung Flu" and "WuFlu" imply the virus is a flue (which it is not) while mocking Chinese culture by incorporating traditional Chinese martial arts terms Kung Fu and Wushu. Meanwhile, thousands of Chinese have suffered and died from COVID-19.

"Dude, I think we need to skip the gun show this week to avoid catching that Kung Flue. Social distancing sucks, but at least we can read Reddit and Breitbart from home, and troll lots of Asians on YouTube."

by YesTruthHurts March 29, 2020

swine flue

flying pig,

"you can have that twenty quid back nexed week mate" "yeah and pigs can fly" "i know that swine flue right over my head"

by ooligist May 2, 2009

river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.

Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

suburb flue

When one have taken coke the whole weekend and gets back to work on monday with a runny nose

Hi what’s up with you? You got the suburb flue or what?

by Handfast February 13, 2018

Brid Flue

The itch, eruption and general discharge from the genital area following a one night stand with a person from Bridlington.

"I got lucky with a guy from Bridlington on my weekend away and now I have a rash and pus seeping from my flue. I think I have Brid Flue"

by Kills, Thrills n Cherryade June 24, 2020

Fluent Trickle

The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.

As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.

Me and my daddy were going to go shopping today, but instead he forced me to do the Fluent Trickle

by LE HENTAI November 17, 2016

Gym-fluencer

A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.

Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.

Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?

by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021