what ever floats your boat

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner

guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...

by guy wiffa fro January 3, 2010

Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

by punkmovement January 23, 2016

whatever floats your boat

A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.

John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.

Max: Whatever floats your boat.

by Max P. September 2, 2005

whatever floats in your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself." Although contrary to popular belief, the phrase is whatever floats in your boat, not whatever floats your boat. It is used the same way, but it is in fact whatever floats in your boat.

Damn, shes hot as hell

I dont think so man, but whatever floats in your boat.

by hahaBAM August 22, 2011

Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

by come along pond November 26, 2011

Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

by Billam7 January 25, 2020