Person 1: hey, that guy literally took a shit on me
Person 2: Oh fuck, then just FLAB him.
Person 1: Yeah, im ready to fuck him
Person 2: Oh fuck, then just FLAB him.
Person 1: Yeah, im ready to fuck him
by dont take me seriously . January 7, 2021

if you are a bit chunky and don't have abs, then you might have flabs... those bits of fat that seem to hang in awkward places around your stomach
by Stephen A July 20, 2008

by Pubs September 23, 2014

if you are a bit chunky and don't have abs, then you might have flabs... those bits of fat that seem to hang in awkward places around your stomach
by AussieVilla December 24, 2008

A type of fat that quivers sickeningly, especially exhibited by old men who believe themselves fit because they are thin.
Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.
Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers
Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.
Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers
by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

To screw up
Person 1: Dang, you really know how to flab something man..
Person 2: I know. I didn't mean to screw up so badly
Person 2: I know. I didn't mean to screw up so badly
by WhatsUpHomie October 5, 2015
