figitated

The state of being fidgety and agitated (and/or irritated).

Bubby figitated, as he was on his fourth Jolt while waiting for his spouse to get ready for the evening. He should just relax. They were already an hour late, and another 10 minutes won't make a damn bit of difference anyway.

by Bubby Well October 25, 2009

Heavily fornicated

(adj.) The state of being oversexed to the point of awe in other's eye's.

Often said by adolescents whom do not know the difference between "fortified" and "fornicated".

Detective, the victim was found brutally blugeoned and heavily fornicated on the bathroom floor!

Get the RPG! That place is heavily fornicated! (misuse)

by stabe floyd November 27, 2010

Fisticated

If you think this is a definition for rich people, you might be a redneck. When someone spends more money than they seem to have.

Gary is SO fisticated, it's rediculous, like where the fuck did he get the money for a yacht?

by GRAPHITE HALO December 30, 2016

fonicate

To communicate by cell phone, usually when you are meeting someone and are having trouble finding them.

"I'll meet you at the theater around 7, and if we have trouble finding each other, we can always fonicate."

by TopazChanteuse September 3, 2011

Finifted

When you finesse yhur boys sh*t and gift it to yhur bros

I finessed Juan’s mango juul pod and finifted it to Cesar.

by rmig December 5, 2018

fibacated

To tell a lie that is made up totally out of the blue. In telling a story of events.

As I was telling the story to the COPS, I fibacated the events.

by TeddyBumblebee April 7, 2019

fishicated

When a fish dies from being on land.

Person1:and what did the fish do again?
Person2: it fishicated.

by Your trans dad October 17, 2020