bum fights

When you pay two bums to fight each other to the death. The winning bum gets the deads bum's money

You: Hey, i'll pay you 20 bucks each to fight to the death
Bum 1: ok
Bum 2: sounds fair
-The fights starts-
-Bum 2 wins-
You: ok heres 40 bucks
Bum 2: cool

by bigBalla June 25, 2005

sword fights

using your erect penis as a sword to engage in battle with another erect penis

2 guys engage in sword fights using their erect penis's as swords

by Larrie.DUDE May 8, 2008

equal rights equal fights

"equal rights equal fights" extends the idea of equal rights for both men and women to fighting.

traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.

this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.

male who loves pizza: "you stole my pizza. now we must battle to the death."
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*

by obscureharrypottercharacter December 30, 2022

Monkey S*** Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously F***ed up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey S*** Fights organized better than this!

by JSP124 January 22, 2009

Bobux man (Baltimore hood fights)

He is so cool and his memes are the funniest

Person1:I wanna have Bobux man (Baltimore hood fights)
Person2:same he is so hot I want him to rape me like in his funny ass thug hunter memes

by bobux_man September 7, 2022

Ghetto Fights

Great fucking video about fights in the ghetto's of America. There are two parts now, and they both rule. It's so fun watching these idiots in pants 10x too large beat eachother up.

I just watched Ghetto Fights and i pissed my pants because it was so funny!

by Dick September 18, 2005

harry potter stick fights

a game played in year 8 at KHS by the awesome shacksters.

equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere

how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}

*people playing harry potter stick fights*

teacher: are you playing harry potter?

*laughter by people stick fighting*

stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"

by AIGROEG May 8, 2008