fif

The Fifth Amendment.

Uh, I plead the FiF.

by Red Impulse March 5, 2004

FIF

Fuck it it's Friday

Your friend offers you one more glass of wine on a Friday evening. You know you shouldn't but FIF (Fuck it, it's Friday).

by JohnnyQuestisgay November 12, 2011

fifs

This is a word used when someone else does something stupid. When the person does something stupid, you put your hand on his/her neck and slide it off fast, or if someone does something really stupid you give them an uber fifs, when you include some fingernail in your fifs and that makes it hurt a little.

That kid just hit his head on a plank of wood. Fifs on him

by Harry2317 December 25, 2007

FIF

To play a game of FIFA.

You're a wanker mate. Let's FIF and ill show you who is the wanker.

by Pratikthefreak December 16, 2016

FIF

Stands for " Friend I'd Fuck"

"damn Lexi wanna be my FIF"

by Dickman42069 January 25, 2022

fif

A way of shortening the band name "Five Iron Frenzy"

"I saw the fif show last night, it was nuts!"

by natté April 19, 2005

FIF

Short for "Fake Internet Friend"

Bob: "Where were you last night?"

Carol: "I was talking to Alice"

Bob: "You stood me up for a FIF?"

by timbora October 19, 2009