Female Simp
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Female Simp by Chad69_420 April 14, 2020
Female Simp
- A woman that puts herself in a subservient/submissive position under a man in hopes of winning them over.
- A woman who puts too much value on a man for no reason.
- A woman that relies heavily on “chivalry” in hopes of getting Sexual Gratification from the man.
- A manipulative Snake of a woman who only wants to get in the man’s pants and uses deceptively charming acts to do so.
- A woman who puts too much value on a man for no reason.
- A woman that relies heavily on “chivalry” in hopes of getting Sexual Gratification from the man.
- A manipulative Snake of a woman who only wants to get in the man’s pants and uses deceptively charming acts to do so.
Girl #1: Did you see Bella doing all those nice things for Johnny lately!?
Girl #2: yeah! She said it was to try and get him in bed with her.
Girl #1: What a Simp.
Girl #2: It’s actually “Female Simp”. There’s a difference.
Girl #2: yeah! She said it was to try and get him in bed with her.
Girl #1: What a Simp.
Girl #2: It’s actually “Female Simp”. There’s a difference.
Female Simp by ZestyCeeezzz March 9, 2020
Female Simp
An oxymoronic term used by someone who doesn't understand what "simp" means, and also believes that for every male personality type there must be an equivalent female type.
1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level.
2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention.
Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him.
3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.
1) SIMP stands for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy". That alone rules out a simp being female on an anatomical level.
2) There can not be a "female simp" because the sexual marketplace favors women, especially online. 80% of men are ignored by women, whereas only 20% of women are ignored by men. This leaves 80% of men who feel gratitude if even a below mediocre female gives them the attention.
Therefore, any female who is mediocre or above is put on a pedestal by the simp and can do no wrong according to him.
3) Since "simp" defines an imbalance of value between male and female, with female being more valuable, the term "female simp" would cancel out "simp" by defining an opposing social imbalance which is impossible.
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