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F.L.T.C.

Friend one: Hey Kendall, where are you gonna put that garbage?!?!
Friend two: I’ll put it in one of our many F.L.T.C.’s!
Friend one: A what??
Friend two: A friendly local trash can!!
by user_50067993 June 3, 2019
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r.m.f.t.y.c.i.m.m

Him: R.M.F.T.Y.C.I.M.M
Her: When?
by Eisha<3 October 1, 2020
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S.F.M.T.Y.T.C.J.

The Abbreviation for "Speak Faster More Than Your Titties Can Jiggle"

Typically used when a female with large breasts cannot get to the point of a subject in conversation without talking to much.
"Veronica, speak faster more than your titties can jiggle for Pete's sake!"

"S.F.M.T.Y.T.C.J. Sam!"
by manofweird June 2, 2023
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C.T.F.U.A.

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.
Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019
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l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022
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i.j.w.f.y.t.y.c

I just wanna fuck you till you cum
Bro I.j.w.f.y.t.y.c
by ShadyHallow January 10, 2020
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J.T.F.C.

J.T.F.C. that was retarded!
by JTrain September 11, 2008
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