F.W.B.

Friends With Benefits.
Comes from Wayne Brady song called “F.W.B”:

Lets be lovers, friends and confidantes,
'cause you're all the woman I could want,
Don't nobody need to know
We're F.W.B.

by niketas August 11, 2009

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f.w.b

(*Your buddie thts always there to satisfy your sexual desires*)
One who you share :
1.the time your parents aren't home
2.Your lips
3.Your hips
4.Sooner or later your but hole
5. If you're really stupid or really horny, your pussy with
But still don't have that title (girlfriend)
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And you wonder why he still hasn't asked you 2 be his girl 'yet' * He told you the famous quote before he asks 4 head or pussy:: "I luv u 'baby'" you think heez all into u* !?!DNT YU?!?

THINK AGAIN

SCENARIO-

Boy- hey baby I mist u all week. Jus couldn't stop thinkin boutchu

Girl- O babez I couldn't stop thinkin boutchu either

YOU(the 'f.w.b.') - hey I thot I wuz ur 'babez'!?!

Boy- o naw hoe we jus f.w.b.

Girl- Whaaa?

Boy- friends with benefits* look it up
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& thts how u found urself here gurl

U realized tht u dnt wanna be cheap & u wanna giv yo body 2 a man tht wants u 2 be his 1 & only girl........but ur good old f.w.b. lives right down the street & that dildo just aint doin the trik anymore_next thing u no, u hopped right bak on his dick knowing tht yall will alwayz be there 4 eachother when ur horny & that bein frendz with him really duz hav its benefits*

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
-its a beautiful thing!

by *ChiChi*=*HoRNBaLL*!?!* January 25, 2010

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F.W.B.

fuck-wit it-bitch!!!

(lui) Yo ima chill wit my f.w.b. tonight
(matt)WTF is dat
(lui) my fuck wit it bitch

by dwb(dont worry bout it) June 2, 2008

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B.F.W

Built for war

"bring it on man, im totally b.f.w right now"

by yeeeeeeeeeaaaashawty July 27, 2009

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B.F.W.O.C.

BFWOC is an acronym which stands for Best Friends Without Consent. BFWOC originates from the judicial term T.W.O.C. (Taking without consent) which pertains to theft of automobiles. BFWOC occurs when one person asserts that he/she is the other persons best friend, although the target person does not agree and/or has misrepresented themselves to be in the other persons favor. Basically, to eradicate the ability of another persons right to choose their own best friend.

Unknown Person: Dude! Ive known you for nearly 4 minutes but I feel like Im your best friend. That look on your face totally says you agree!

You: *Thinking to yourself* He just committed B.F.W.O.C. He shall be punished with 9 minutes of awkward staring!

by LOL_WUT September 27, 2011

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I.B.F.W.M.

The intercontenental ballistic flaming worm missle. Incredibly dangerous. Happens when a worm combusts.

Can be used to describe an insane situation also

Man, that was just like the I.B.F.W.M.

by three._ May 26, 2023

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