Ezio Auditore

Ezio Auditore, known from the video games Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, and Assassin's Creed Revelations, is the biggest man whore in video game history

Dude calm down, you almost sleep with as many women as Ezio Auditore

by AnneMJKP May 12, 2018

Ezionyinye

It’s an Igbo name meaning good gift. The most caring girl you will ever meet. She’s smart, beautiful, got a big heart.People easily fall Inlove with her because she’s lovable and funny. She’s stubborn and fights for what she believes in.

Ezionyinye is so beautiful in and out.
Get you an Ezionyinye.

by Jasminechammy February 3, 2020

ezzie

The bomb.com but when on period do not mess with!!! but weve been bffs for 34 years and counting bitches!!!!!

Joshua and Ezzie have been friends for ever!

by ezziejosh5 May 25, 2016

etzion'ed

when a person attempts to makes a international move in order to prevent an arrest for his participation in the production of child pornography but is caught en route with their pants down.

to cum onto yourself as a result of poor judgement or planning due to the extreme curvature of the situation.

an analogy to shoot yourself in the foot.

Named for an Israeli, David Etzion, fleeing prosecution in America but being arrested on landing for exposing himself to the minor next to him on the plane. Also, to reportedly have a severe case of Peyronie's disease, a severe curvature of the penis, which was later used to positively identify him in several POV style movies involving minors.

A:David tried to make an Intlmove but totally got etzion'ed when he got caught doing the no pants dance with the ten year old bird next to him.

B: Man, what a fuck up.

Prosecution: The angle of the dangle of David's penis was so great that he jizzed upon himself. Is that correct?

Witness: Yes, minute 4:34 is where David etzion'ed himself in the chest but doesn't even bother to wipe.

by l337haroldramis February 3, 2012

Ezzin

Ezzin is a handsome boy. He probably likes to smoke behind street corners. They’re usually a bit clumsy and sometimes a bit impulsive. Ezzin is a great guy to be around because of his unmatched vibe and great communication skills. His style is incredible.

Who’s that guy over there?
Oh that’s Ezzin! He’s so cool, he’s definitely going to go far in life.

by IzoraFitz May 11, 2021

Enzio

An Enzio is a caring and loving soul. His approach is always cool and calm but he is a real bad ass. Enzio's love women and gets distracted by them easily. He is a true gift to anyone in his life and a true friend. The world would be a better place if more people were like Enzio.

Girl 1: Omg is that Enzio
Girl2: Yes he is here for me but doesn't know it yet

by Notherducker November 23, 2021

Ezion

As many will meet few Ezions in their life those who do are lucky asf. An Ezion is inspiring to everyone they meet. They hold a passion and drive like no one else and aren't afraid to show it. You'll never feel alone when you meet one. They are single-handedly the most caring beings and will be there for you despite any mistake, flaw, or difference. Make no mistake, however, Ezionsare is quick to turn on those who wrong those closest to them. It's traits like these that make the Ezion the best to be around. They always seem to make anyone put on a happy face and when that doesn't work they just ask you to talk to them about your issues. Ezions tend to be comedic and good at it too. One of the funniest people you'll meet. You won't want them to shut up not just cuz they're funny asf but also cuz they are one of the most interesting, intellectual, incredible, idyllic people you'll meet. Not only are they the best to talk to but quite handsome to look at. Commonly with dark hair that brings out their pretty eyes. Ezions tend to have the best smiles that can't help but be contagious. You'll never forget when you come across an Ezion and you want to hold on to them. Because it's rare to find someone so great.

J: Dude how have you been recently?
M: Great I met Ezion.

by carmel.o August 31, 2022