eye boogers

Nasty stuff you can have fun with taking out after you wake up.

EEwww... I hate these eye boogers.

by maurin August 21, 2005

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up.

Lil Kurt likes to eat his eye boogers.

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 06, 2010

eye booger

When your hair is the same color as your skin tone.

"Hannah's hair is the same color as her skin"
"That means she's an eye booger"

by $kylar156 June 06, 2019

Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 03, 2020