exsqueeze me

Fucking annoying amalgamation of 'Squeeze' and 'Excuse me'.

Perhaps used to be cool, when I was about 5, but is now used by timid fat women at work who want you to move, are passive aggressive and go all red in the face before they say it because really they want to hit you in the head with a broken bottle.

Inside Timid Woman's Head:
"This fat fucking cunt I want to finger fuck her whole family"

Outloud in a high-pitched whine:
"Exsqueeze me"
perhaps some more 'e's can be added:
"Exqueeeeeeeeze me"

by Octopusswah June 29, 2006

Exsqueeze me

Horny seventh graders, kids who want to be laughed at, and perverts will use this phrase when asking to be pardoned. You know what, they probably aren't even serious about being excused.

Seventh Grader- "Oh, exsqueeze me!"
Excuser- "The only thing I'm going to squeeze is your neck if you don't lay your hands off, you bastard!"

by ILiveWhereTheApesHowl May 22, 2009

Exsqueeze me

A Kentuckian way of saying excuse me

Student: Hey Mr. Arnold, I have a question!
Arnold: Exsqueeze me for a second.

by Apstats March 29, 2010

exsqueeze me

Excuse me. Originates from the pronunciation of the phrase by Jar-Jar Binks in "Star Wars: Episode I".

"Exsqueeze me, where's the bathroom?"

by Kally July 21, 2004

Exsqueeze me?!

a term my mum says ALOT

*sits in mothers spot* her: exsqueeze me?!
tadyaaa there u gow

by not Shylilly or filian April 10, 2024

exqueezemesauce

EXCUSE ME!?

person a: *the most shocking thing ever!*
person b: erm, exqueezemesauce?

by maddjulez August 6, 2025

Erm Exsqueeze Me Sauce

A whimsical and exaggerated way of saying excuse me. It's the kind of phrase you might use when you're trying to be deliberately over the top, like if you're playfully interrupting someone or reacting to something surprising.

Erm Exsqueeze Me Sauce, but did you just eat the last slice of pizza without asking?

by Cragnon July 16, 2024