A fictional creature from Christian mytholgy. An evolutionist (alternately spelled "evilutionist") begins life as something resembling a monkey, but upon reaching puberty morphs into a humanoid creature.
Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin (not to be confused with naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus.
Evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and Hannah Montanna.
Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin (not to be confused with naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus.
Evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and Hannah Montanna.
"Reverand Jim told me he saw an evolutionist the other day."
"everybody knows that there's no such thing as an evolutionist"
"everybody knows that there's no such thing as an evolutionist"
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Get the evolutionist mug.a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
by Kevinjh June 13, 2009
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a person, essentially going back to the old theory of Abiogenesis.
a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
This article is not written in a way that should ridicule those believing in evolution, but the cases mentioned are realistic
a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.
a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)
a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'
(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
This article is not written in a way that should ridicule those believing in evolution, but the cases mentioned are realistic
by Kevin_jh June 1, 2009
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"Oh man, it stinks in here. Did someone pre-revolutionize?"
"Oh man, it stinks in here. Did someone pre-revolutionize?"
by Roma Bedo August 27, 2009
Get the pre-revolutionize mug.One who theorizes that the second law of thermodynamics is false and that it's more believable for a lizard to give birth to a rat or a fish to give birth to a frog than for a supernatural force to deliberately designed all living things as they are.
by Brianator37 January 12, 2015
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Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Creationist: I believe God made the world.
Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!
Creationist: The facts are?
Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!
Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?
Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....
Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!
Creationist: The facts are?
Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!
Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?
Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....
Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
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