Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Captain Erector

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)

this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector

by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009

Hector the erector

A person that erects alot.........
Like me

Im Hector.....an erector

by asses March 26, 2005

Hector the Erector

A guy named Hector who can a get a girl's clit erect within a 500 foot radius.

Guy: Damn that Hector the erector. He gets all the girls.Must be the tongue rolling thing. But Atleast, I got you right babe.

Girl(bitting her teeth): Wait for me Hector!

by El mejor de la vida September 10, 2009

Mass Erector

Somone who still gets an erection from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 trailers and already has both games.

Dude 1: "Dude, this Mass Effect 2 trailer gets me so pumped!"

Dude 2:"But don't you already have it?"

Dude 1:"So?"

Dude 2:"Man, you are such a Mass Erector."

by Bluetimepissinyourfacefuntime July 7, 2010

Steel Erector

Depending on what kind of structure is being built, Steel Erectors, or Riggers, may find themselves working several hundred feet above or several hundred feet below the ground. Most commonly work at height to put the actual nuts and bolts in that connect the beams together which form the steel skeletons of many buildings. Used to be insanely dangerous and lots of fun but as in everything these days, Health and Safety got involved and it's never been the same since!

"See that Mark Tarr, he was a Steel Erector for years but he got osteoporosis"

by femurnail February 8, 2009

Tbell Erector

The satisfying feeling that one receives when knowing that TacoBell sells a $.99 burrito

padilla bear: "Dude did ya see!"
bill: "No man, whats up?"
padilla bear: "Tacobell has a new $.99 burrito!"
bill: "No way bro! That gave me a Tbell Erector"
padilla bear: "Same here man"

by snuffy3000 December 30, 2010