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Midnight Epiphony

The act of awakening in the middle of the night and suddenly remebering that you failed to accomplish something during the day (request from boss, spouse, teacher, etc.) This is usually followed by forgetting to do it again the following day as well, hence the cycle continues.
Last night, I had a midnight epiphony...I forgot to complete the report my boss needs today.
by Shayg630 April 25, 2010
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epitone

Somebody who is very ignorant and hypocritical.
Jackolyn: " Dude that man is such an epitone. "
by Xuzouo May 5, 2018
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Epiphonic

A constant state of epiphany. To enjoy an enlightened state of mind constantly, if not always consistently - after all, we're human.
Suddenly it dawned on me in an epiphonic fashion. I understood...everything, answers and realizations came to me instantly and I knew no doubts, only enlightenment.
by Neighborhood master of Chaos November 22, 2011
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epithinitis

A condition characterized by the decrease in the density of the outermost layers of the skin, or thinning of the skin.
"I never used to cut myself shaving and now it happens all the time."
"You must have epithinitis."
by Dr. Placebo February 16, 2010
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Epiphone

a korean imitation guitar.

a prop that you'll see guys like Slash hold in an advertisement but never within 800 feet of him on stage.

a suitable instrument for guys taking a break from the clarinet.
"oh my shit, i thought you told me good charlotte was good..?..?"

"shut up dude, they are like the best band since like, smashing pumpkins or ah-ha"

"the fuck they are, the guitar tone sounds like a korean whore shitting out a miniature chainsaw.... not to mention, they're all playing goofy things that have les paul or sg bodies but silly little head-stocks that are meant to look like flattened out gay penises."

"those are epiphones and they rock way super hard"
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
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Epichondriac

One who suffers from epichondria, insisting that everything that is even the least bit interesting is "EPIC!"
Andrea: OMG! This wine is so EPIC! It's almost as epic as that bottle yesterday!

Adam: Dude, you're such an epichondriac!
by aldeaem September 1, 2009
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epithany

Prettiest girl ever she is the most beautiful soul in life. She so loving and down to earth. Boys don’t really understand how she feels and she feels as though when she expresses her emotion to them they don’t feel the same. She will be trying to find love all of her life.
Epithany is an amazing human being
by Samosa November 24, 2021
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