When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.
Aka Poe.
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by brazzee September 5, 2010
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After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.
Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.
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Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.
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Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!
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