Ewoot

A type of noise made by a retarded, and or Canadian person. Can be both!

Ewoot!

by TheDragg April 19, 2018

etooty

An ecommerce site that caters mainly to men ages 20-45. Ridiculously low prices, gorgeous females, weekly contests for free stuff, and creative editorial that is updated each day. If you could create a cross breed of Playboy, HSN, South Park and Family Guy, you would have eTooty.

I got a great deal on etooty the other day.

by Mr. Etooty December 11, 2008

egoot

noun. A female mythical creature of perfection. Legend has it that there is only one in the universe, but nobody believes it really exists.

Wow... she's an egoot, the only egoot I have ever seen...

by EnigmaticAlso December 7, 2010

eootneoot

the most god-like word to use in a sentence no matter how it’s used.

he’s had depression and anxiety before so you might like him eootneoot

by highkeygay December 18, 2017

ebooty call

When you sext someone with no other intend but getting yourself off,and usually blueballing the other party. These will come late night and sent over a source of communication that you normally never use like Facebook messenger

Damn sally ebooty called me all night and not I have blueballs

Damn man, Jackie did that to me last week

by Dsm Dave September 24, 2018

exjooted

So tired and achey feeling; sorta like the feeling you get the day after a long night of drink

Dude I feel so exjooted and I just go back home and sleep

by aaronbleier April 15, 2021

emootheo

theo divorced his wife mars an hour ago some says he’s a leprechaun because he’s irish
will probably talk about you in irish

is totally inlove with mars and loves her so much

“wow emootheo really is inlove with mars”

by flwrcagestan4life August 24, 2021