egotestical

Donal Trump

Donald Trump is a big orange egotestical slob.

by auntiec April 8, 2016

Egotestical

A male who thinks they are the shit and has big balls. (my friend Gynn (pronounced Gin) came up with the definition one sunny after noon after school when I was driving her home. My other two friends AL and Benn were witteneses.

The egotestical rapper sang a song about why he was hott. (song: This is why I'm Hot by Mims)

by Shmeig December 14, 2008

Egotestical

A person who think they're better than everyone because they have big balls.

That guy is such an egotestical

by NuclearKärring March 21, 2017

egotestical

When someone who's self centered (egotistic) is an absolute dick about it.

Man, Jack Falcon is so self centered and is such a dick about it. He's egotestical!

by AuraAcorn March 3, 2021

Egotestical

Being really egotistical about your dick

Grace: He was constantly talking about his massive dick
Radha: Gosh he sounds so egotestical

by Queen of VG March 23, 2022

Egotistical

It means you think you're self centered, highly intelligent, better than everyone, beneath someone's level, narcissist, arrogant, cocky, selfish, and self absorbed. you think you are hotter than other people and smarter than others. you think you're the best at everything and that you're never wrong. you only find yourself perfect.

Egotist: i am way hotter than everyone, everyone is beneath me!
Person: Totally not true!
Egotist: Shut up! i am better than you!
Person: Wow
Egotist: Don't just plod against me! show me some respect or don't have a right to talk to me!

Tom is very egotistical he thinks his muscles are better looking than other guys, he has no respect he has self respect in himself. Tom thinks he makes excellent food.

by TheAwesomeJUNK October 31, 2018

Egotistical Bastard

A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.

Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.

by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011