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Egg Salad Sandwich

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The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.
John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!

Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
by Rodzilla7861 March 29, 2011
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Egg Salad Sandwich

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(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out
Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...
by RawsJoostin July 19, 2011
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Last night, Fred and Joe had an “Egg Salad Sandwich” with Alice
by Kryzazy November 21, 2020
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Sexual intercourse involving 3 or 4 females. Two menstruating females grind their genitals together while the other/s perform oral stimulation on the first 2 females genitals and anus.
Hey Becky, thanks for inviting me over for that Egg Salad Sandwich with you and Jenna... Tasted great!!!
by Flip-Flop November 13, 2022
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Egg and Ham Sandwich

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She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.
by Haley Solo August 28, 2019
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A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.
Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.
by life guru May 10, 2010
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For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!
by Grum May 24, 2006
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