Elblow

A form of safe sex when a partner doesn't want to stick it in their mouth. Instead of the schlong, your partner presses their lips to your elbow and sucks the living shit out of it until you get so turned on that you're crap jizz. This could take anywhere from 15 minutes to 7 hours, depending on the power of your partners mouth and sucking ability. Sometimes it may not even work at all. Either way, it's no replacement for actual, decent, regular, mainstream sex.

Jake: Dude, I heard you got sum last nite.
Phil: Yeah, dude. I got the best elblow ever.
Jake: Elblow?
Phil: Yeah, it was amazing. How about you?
Jake: um... I had... regular... sex.
Phil: oh....

by Confuego_Jenkins June 17, 2009

Eblowa

receiving a blow job from someone with Ebola

Yeah I was in Texas and received an eblowa

by Qwerty just October 20, 2014

eBlowJob

The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.

I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!

There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!

by phalon May 18, 2009

eblowie

e blow ( e sex )
online blowjob

niko: someone give me an eblowie
KUTE !! : wtf is that
papito : e sex

by kelly lopez August 13, 2023

Eblowtional

When you’re so emotional, you whip your dick out and blow it in the ocean.

Man: I’m so emotional today, I feel like driving to the ocean, pulling out my average size penis and blowing it in the ocean. I wish I had a name for what I’m feeling….Eblowtional!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025