Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013

Edison Screw

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

by zeyus September 17, 2013

Edison medicine

Noun - The application of the Tazer, or any similar electrically-based weapon

There's nothing like a little Edison medicine to disable a combative suspect.

by Steve M--------- January 9, 2008

Edison

A very talented person. Does whatever he could to help out other people especially his family or his friends. Very lovable and loyal partner towards his partner. He also is wise and very smart. A very nice person to have.

You’re such an edison!

by iTz.Noside February 12, 2018

Edison

1. The universally recognized "edison"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

- "Man...that picture of you is all edisoned up."

- "Hey! Edison You, Bitch!"

- "I'm sorry, but that's one edisoning ugly dog you got there."

- "Edison me harder, you weaksauce!"

- "What the edison were you edisoning thinkng, you dumb
edison?"

- "Hurry the edison up! We're late for the edison movie! Edison!"

by dontedisonyourselfup February 7, 2008

Edison park

The place to live. The town that has it all, where all the rich ass park ridge people come to EAT cause there town doesnt have shit. Edison park is a place filled with working middle class who are just on the verge of having the big $$$! A new upcoming town, finally they redid the train station.

Man Edison park in a few years is gonna be the place to be.

by DaTrufie February 7, 2008

edison lighthouse

One of those great one-hit wonder bands from the seventies that creates some spectacular achievement is music then fades away. The lead singer was in five different band throughout the seventies, each one creating a one-hit wonder, he was called a singer-for-hire.

Love Grows is one kick ass song but nobody remembers it. It's in the end of shallow hal. Edison lighthouse, what a weird name.

by Major_Crane 82nd Squadron RAF October 11, 2004