Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night
by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016
Get the eat my assmug. by Syntax May 6, 2003
Get the eat my assmug. The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.
Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
by steve2193 April 22, 2009
Get the Eat My Assmug. Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.
Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!
Student - Eat my ass and balls
Student - Eat my ass and balls
by Jordan Rudess January 3, 2009
Get the eat my ass and ballsmug. Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
by ChrisD June 11, 2006
Get the eat my ass papermug. by Angelcormier March 9, 2019
Get the eat my ass o’clockmug. Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.
by Dat Hero November 17, 2016
Get the eat my ass with that weak shitmug.