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Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"
"eat my shorts!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022
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Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.
Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*
by Didaloo September 10, 2020
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by laurs May 13, 2005
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A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-“wanna fuck
Person2-“I don’t know
Person 1-“eat my shorts”
by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017
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My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
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Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s
Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short
by cinderll44 September 28, 2015
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