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Eastland Mall

The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.
Eastland Mall is missed, a lot of people wouldn't think a mall would be missed.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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eastland middle school

eastland middle school is a school where the teachers don’t teach you shit and when you go to pee almost every girl in there is in the big stall vaping. It’s full of ugly ass guys and stupid ass girls.
girl:”what school do you go to”

other girl:”eastland middle school

girl:” i bet you learn nothing in that ghetto school”
other girl:” true”
by ilovecheese69 October 14, 2021
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Eastland Mall

A mall that at one time didn't need new life on site, since people loved going there and skating at the ice rink. There is nothing that will replace it, no matter what gets built there now. Somebody thought it would be better if it crumbled than if it was still standing, and people allowed it to happen, the same way they did Thunder Road.
Eastland Mall didn't really need to be lost, and there's not anything they could build that would replace it. Sometimes something was already done right once, then somebody came along trying to destroy it, and it won't ever be right again, it's gone.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
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