A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.
by Lackofstufftodo September 14, 2012
Get the Easter Bunnymug. An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
Get the The Easter Bunnymug. by yadadadadaddadad September 4, 2008
Get the easter bunnymug. Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.
"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"
by Gullah'Bul April 3, 2007
Get the Easter Bunnymug. An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
by Dolphin_X April 17, 2003
Get the Easter Bunnymug. by yumcuminmytum August 29, 2020
Get the easter bunnymug. This one takes either a very droopy set of balls, or a nasty butt slut. You put your balls in the ass of the girl while having intercourse.
by Neil B September 19, 2008
Get the easter bunnymug.