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There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling
by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013
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Elvina

Wonderful person. You’re lucky if you meet an Elvina. She will always be here for you and always be here to listen when you need to. Beautiful and very smart. She loves to laugh and has an absolutely beautiful smile. Loves being threat like a princess but at the same time is very independent woman. She can be emotional but will never show it. If she has something in mind, she will do the absolute to get what she wants. Respect is very important for her, and she is a very loyal person towards her close ones.
You’re so lucky to have an Elvina in your life.„
by Escobar235678 January 31, 2020
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Ealing

Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.
A: You goin' Ealing?
B: Sure.
by word1 November 22, 2010
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Elvina

Exotic Russian beauty whose name means princess. When she is not too busy enchanting her kingdom with her looks, in her spare time she likes to look after elves especially leprechauns.
After Elvina returned from the banquet in good humour, she gave the elves who work in her Gulag the night off.
by Danger dragon February 12, 2009
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Elvin

A really nice cute asian guy, that makes you smile and makes your day every time you hug, and you love hearing his voice or someone who's really awesome and makes you horny.
Nikki: 'omg Bin, ur so Elvin'
Bin: 'Aww thanks'
by AznNIKKI September 23, 2009
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Elvina

Elvina is god and there’s nothing you can do about it. Just life man...
Hey, have you heard of Elvina
Yeah, she's GOD
by GODsilla May 1, 2019
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Elvin

Variant of the name "Alvin", which originates from a medieval form of both the Old English names ÆLFWINE and ÆÐELWINE.

"ælf" meaning 'elf' or 'supernatural being' &

"wine" meaning 'friend'.

The name has been popularised in modern times by the kick ass chipmunk. This & variants of the name are oft given to guys who are destined to draw the adulation of many young pretty women from all over the world, just as Alvin the chipmunk still does today.
Dude, you just missed my supernatural friend, Elvin! he was here a mintue ago but had to go sign some autographs for his admiring fans!
by some crazy fool February 5, 2010
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