ethan's farts

an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death

did u hear about Ethan's farts in Kentucky?

by crztalyt November 10, 2020

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Ethan S.J

Ethan has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel and richer than him. All though he has all As in his grade book he is still very humble and he loves cats.

Jaasiel: is that Ethan S.J Tony: ya it is Jaasiel: I wish I was him Tony: same Ethan S.J I know

by Big D Ethan S.J January 5, 2022

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𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️

a twitter group chat dedicated to the Dolan Twins, with a slight (read: big) inclination to Ethan Dolan. they take no bullshit from anyone (including each other 👀). watch out for their upcoming merchandise line! check @ethanscrackhead on twitter for more information, or if you just wanna have a good and swaggy time. 😎

There’s never a dull moment in 𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃’𝓈 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈™️

except when everyone’s at school or sleeping or studying or busy or

by graceyeeyee February 28, 2019

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Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021