epic failure 

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

epic failure by dragondance January 11, 2009

Epic Failure 

Olivia Calistri

Olivia Calistri performs actions which can be construed as 'epic failures' multiple times daily.

Epic Failure by damn_right_son January 10, 2009

epic failure 

Top 5 reasons why you fail
1. You rolled a BE Lock
2. Your on Coilfang
3. Punctuation
4. Spelling
5. You have horrible comebacks and are retarded.

Your response is a #5. (epic failure)

epic failure by Gurubashi November 6, 2007

epic failure 

A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.

Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"

Person 2: "Epic Failure"

epic failure by Laughing @ him October 4, 2009

Epic Failure 

Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.

(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure

Epic Failure by Jack Duvales December 4, 2010

EPIC FAILURE 

When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.

Joe Biden is an Epic Failure!

EPIC FAILURE by J-Patriot July 18, 2022

Epic Failure 

When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall

He was an epic failure of a man.

Epic Failure by kcrazy November 4, 2008