by Mr.BallJangles September 06, 2008
a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.
by LindsayLouFool December 11, 2008
by dragondance February 07, 2008
Olivia Calistri
by damn_right_son January 10, 2009
Top 5 reasons why you fail
1. You rolled a BE Lock
2. Your on Coilfang
3. Punctuation
4. Spelling
5. You have horrible comebacks and are retarded.
1. You rolled a BE Lock
2. Your on Coilfang
3. Punctuation
4. Spelling
5. You have horrible comebacks and are retarded.
Your response is a #5. (epic failure)
by Gurubashi October 20, 2007
A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.
Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"
Person 2: "Epic Failure"
Person 2: "Epic Failure"
by Laughing @ him October 04, 2009
Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
by Jack Duvales December 03, 2010