Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

Discordianism by Devonous September 21, 2006

discordia 

Discordia means discord in Latin and is also the Roman name for the goddess of chaos, strife, and discord (hence the name) She is also known as Eris or Strife and originated from Greek mythology.

Discordia will you come over here and help me?

discordia by Death-Life August 14, 2017

Discordia 

THIS DEFINITION IS WRONG. Unless it isn't.
Discordia cannot be defined unless it can which it might be able to be. If you understand this definition than you are a discordian, unless you are not in which case you may yet be. Discordians are those who seek to create unless that is wrong in which case it could be anything but not nothing unless it is nothing.
YOU ARE WRONG (if and unless you aren't).

This Principia Discordia is a load of Horse Shit!

Discordia by Devonous September 21, 2006

discordian 

One who practices discordianism.

Ask not what a discordian IS, but rather what ISNT a discordian.

discordian by ryan y February 23, 2005

discordianism

Practiced by discordians.

Ask not what IS discordianism, but what ISN'T discordianism.

discordianism by ryan y February 23, 2005

Discordianism

1) The belief that Discord is more superior over other instant messaging platforms (e.g. Telegram, Whatsapp).

2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.

1) Many YTers and twitch streamers who need to create an elaborate community for their followers often swear by Discordianism.

2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.

Discordianism by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 18, 2021

Discordian 

You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.

Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*

Discordian by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022