Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.
(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.
(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)
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Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)
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Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.
Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.
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Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
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Get the Dwight Schrute mug.The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.
Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "
*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
"How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "
*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
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