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dassalo

Sometimes considered a subset or variant of Weeaboo however the Dassalo's interest in Japan is largely focused on the video-games they produce. It is also contentious because despite some superficially shared traits, the weeb is often the result of autism, whereas the Dassalo is generally just immature mentally.
The immaturity is also expressed in the Dassalo's voice, which fails to break well into adulthood. This is in stark contrast to their physiology, which often shows signs of accelerated aging. Despite the Benjamin Button-esque image this description conjures, in real life the Dassalo is quite cute and attractive, and shouldn't be so hard on himself.
That Dassalo's taking another trip to Japan? Big surprise there...
by Heater Beater October 9, 2019
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The infamous Düsseldorf special

when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.
When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.
by J Sixer February 15, 2020
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dusseldorf

Noun. Equivalent to a cleveland steamer but with a continental flair. A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest. Named for the German city. It can also be used as an equivalent to the word shit; as a verb or noun.
I heard Britney and Kevin broke up because she dropped a fat dusseldorf on him one time.
by ps3 in the b November 18, 2006
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Dusseldorf

A word used to describe the epitome of awesomeness, Sometimes confused with a "Cleveland Steamer"

This word is best used when you complete a task you had set out to do, describing that task, or the way you completed that task, as "Dusseldorf."
However, this word can be used in place for any simple word.
As an adjective: "Michael Jordan's shot was Dusseldorf."
As a noun: "Johnny got a Dusseldorf on his test, and aced the class."
As a verb: "Yo Tony, Dusseldorf me that pencil."
As an adverb: "I Dusseldorfingly hit a hole-in-one"
by dusseldorfin4life June 24, 2010
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Dusselin

When a person FUCKS MAD BITCHES AND ROBS A BANK
Everyday im Dusselin!!!
by EVERYDAYIMDUSSELIN December 14, 2011
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lucas dustal

hey
have you heard of lucas dustal
no what is that
the realest nigga around
by LDUB863 December 28, 2010
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Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.
"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"
by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012
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