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dunkin donuts

Everyone's favorite donut -- um, I mean, coffee shop. It first opened in Quincy MA (that's pronounced "Kwinzee") and has now propagated all over the world even to Thailand, where the largest Dunkies ever supposedly seats about 130 people.

This is the only place where a "regular" coffee means with cream and sugar. Also it's the only place to buy some "munchkins", small balls of donut "hole" that you can eat in one bite. (Yes, it's amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)

This fabulous establishment is loved by everyone: Cops, college students, CEOs, punks, soccer moms, sistas, ABCs, WASPs, your momma, and whoever else walks in the door.
The Dunkin Donuts on my street had a line out the door this morning, so I went to the one two blocks down instead.
by creaternity May 2, 2006
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Dunkin' Donuts

Cracka was so stupid he tried to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Second he pulled his gat out 5 cops shot his ass. Now he got no legs and he's doing 5-10 up north.
by Nick D April 4, 2003
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Dunkin' Donuts

Massachusetts is home to many 'Dunkin' Donuts' and 'McDonalds'.
by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005
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dunkin donuts

the high class breakfast establishment that can be found on any and every street corner in massachusetts. if the one on your block happens to be open 24 hours, it's probably where all the high school kids go around midnight to detox before heading home. the butternut donuts are wicked good, but the breakfast sandwiches are a little sketchy, especially when they're on croissants.
dunkin donuts is greater than krispy kreme.
by whatup May 22, 2006
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The Dunkin Donut

A sex act in a bathroom stall involving a standing doggy-style posistion. When at the point of ejaculation you dunk your partner's head in the toilet and flush while at the same time cumming in a circle around the partner's anus.
Tina didn't appreciate me getting her hair wet. I don't know why she is so upset though. Hadn't she ever had The Dunkin Donut before?
by More Hank than Henry July 2, 2007
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dunkin donuts

Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water
His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.
by Codfish3000 October 19, 2015
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Dunkin' Donuts

When a man dips his nuts in a steaming hot cup of coffee and then dips his nuts in a girls mouth.
Bill: Bro, my ho just gave me a "Dunkin' Donuts"
Bob: Dude no way! Did it hurt?
Bill: Fuck no it was better than a blumpkin !
by herm4 August 19, 2011
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