Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)

"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 20, 2017

Duck if you Buck Boy

Move out of the way bitch.

I am about to knock your ass out, is similar to "Duck if you buck boy"

by OBermudez December 23, 2008

let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

Let my run the show and you just sit there

Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024

can you quack like a duck

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck

can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

by ammoratto April 15, 2013

If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

by scodder June 6, 2010

can you quack like a duck

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.

"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

by Hoverbacon November 4, 2015