Drown the Snake

When your poop resembles a long snake and then you proceed to drown it with diarrhea.

Yo babe, gimme a sec I gotta go drown the snake.

by patgeo April 11, 2020

drown a burrito

Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds

Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.

by AtomicFroman January 14, 2008

drown your sorrows

to handle your problems by consuming a substantial quantity of alcohol

Man, so he left you because he was "too busy" and one week later he's dating someone else? Listen, forget him. Let's get you out to a bar to drown your sorrows.

by soberlion May 31, 2011

Drown the Drink

Too much ice in a drink waters it down.

Freshen this Tom Collins, and try not to Drown the Drink.

by Dragonfly2k May 7, 2011

drown a gorilla

The noise from a loud bowel movement, akin to a drowning gorilla. Something you especially don't want to experience at the office

1: Man I can't wait for my next break
2: What's going on?serious bm?
1: I have to drown a gorilla big time. I just hope you can't hear it at your desk

by purpleyamjam November 24, 2009

Drown the Brown Turtle

To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.

Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then drown the brown turtle.

by Durty Dee August 23, 2006

Drown in pussy

1. An expression used to define a situation in which a guy has accomplished something so unbelievably attractive and awesome that all the ladies want him and succumb to fuck his brains out.

2. Defined as being sexually pleasured by multiple partners either together or separate to the extent of collapse and fatigue simply because of the their pure awesomeness and achievements.

Did you hear his singing? I bet he drowns in pussy!

Jim threw the game saving pass at the game the other night. I know for a fact he drowned in pussy.

Because of my Olympic gold medals I drown in pussy every night.

by mcdonaldsfatty1235 October 18, 2013