dr. phil

the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror
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A guy with a doctorates with an ability to pull advice out of his ass
"Please buy my new book,' More Advice puled out of my ass'" -Dr Phil
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Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books
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Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil
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Dr. Phil is a fake-ass bitch
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a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.
dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"
by kim January 20, 2004
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A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hater gave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.
My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!
by drphil=redneck March 20, 2006
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