douchery

The act or art of being a douche

Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.

by master of dizaster January 4, 2008

douchery

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)

"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

by Lord Cyrinald November 29, 2007

douchery

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

douchery

verbal stupidity only comparitable to a used douche bag.

The douchery will never cease as long as humans have the capability to speak.

by EAH May 22, 2005

republican douchery

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.

The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.

by LuvNugger October 3, 2013

Musical douchery

when the composer or writer of a song puts in a part of a song that makes no sense as to why it would be there and so the only explanation is that it is there simply to screw with the musicians and/or audience

Musician #1 "Why do we go back to minor for three bars? It's completely pointless"
Musician #2 "No idea, must just be some musical douchery"

by Nooche13 February 26, 2011

Douchery-doo

A douche bag whom hails from the country Australia. Always loud and obnoxious like a didgeridoo.

"I can't stand that guy Chad, he's a real douchery-doo!"

by positronic March 2, 2014