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Douchepocket

Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.
I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.

Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.

He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009
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douchelicker

dude you are such a douchelicker!
by yomoma12234 January 9, 2010
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Douchefucker

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.
My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.
by TheSexologist May 6, 2014
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douchemuckery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery
by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021
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Douchecockery

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag
"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."
by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014
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