Douchebachery

An action that only a very large douchebag would perform.

Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!

by Brivan December 9, 2008

douchebachery

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.

Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."

by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013

douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011

Douchebachery

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.

That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.

by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010

Douchebachery

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

by steveo242 September 29, 2009

Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.

This guy is giving me a doucheache.

by MaryFair June 30, 2011

Orville Douchenbacher

When a woman shoves a stick of butter into her cooch, letting it sit inside for a reasonable amount of time until it has melted. Then once melted, continues by draining the mess of vaginal juices and butter out of her while standing over one's bowl of popcorn.

Mmmmm dude this popcorn is excellent! What kind is it?

I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.

by Chief Fat Cock April 21, 2011