douche ass sister

Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.

"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."

by janessa July 29, 2003

Call of Duty Douche Ass

A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.

Miles- "Jordan has been sitting in front of the TV all day! What a Call of Duty Douche Ass!!"

by Lickin Mayballs January 25, 2011

Guy La Douche Ass

Originaly a character from the show MXC. Use when something gay happens or something you dislike, which you then say "Guy la douche ass"

Dude Tom just skeeted on your tooth brush, response = "Guy La Douche Ass"

by guy la douche ass December 16, 2007

Ass Douche

N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.

When Matt was making jokes at her expense, he was being a real ass douche!

by Sarjas July 30, 2010

Ass Douche

noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.

Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.

Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!

You: Ass Douche

Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)

by drifter45 November 6, 2011

ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.

Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!

by viper110110 May 15, 2011

ass douche

toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth

hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.

by anonomous July 18, 2004