douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009

douchalicious

When someone is acting especially douche like.

My professor was acting especially douchalicious today when he got all excited when talking about opera music.

by -Court September 26, 2006

Douchivity

1) The state of being a "Douche". 2) To represent how much a person is Douche-like. 3) The over all act of being a douchebag

Your boss has a proclivity for douchivity

by Maccmedia2 July 13, 2012

douchicity

The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.

I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.

by Classic Joe June 5, 2014

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010

douchaliciousness

When a girl likes a guy who looks like a douche, but is still goodlooking

OMW! Your boyfriend is so douchaliciousness!

by ayeyeetyeet June 10, 2018