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by The Orwellian June 7, 2009
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doleplay

1. When you are role playing with some friends over some dried food or yogurt.2. when you are role playing about dried food or yogurt.3. or when you talk to a piece of dried food or yogurt cup
1. hey you want to come over today and doleplay with me and Jack? 2. I dont want to doleplay tonight, especially after me being banana yogurt the last few times 3. You: hey baby Doleplayer: *nothing* You: lets have sex Doleplayer: *nothing* You: ill take that as a yes!
by lokilucifer August 20, 2010
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Doubleplus

Very or more in newspeak. More than plus, used to accentuate words.
That bus was doubleplus speedful.
by Jeremy Meerkreebs December 15, 2003
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double play

Having sex with two people in one day. Usually a casual hook up and a significant other.
A: What did you do last night?
B: I made a double play. First, I met X at the bar and brought him/her home for some midday action. Then I had dinner with Y and stayed the night at his/her place.
by Kayfive May 14, 2007
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bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010
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doubleplus unleet

A fusion of newspeak and leetspeak to indicate that something is superlatively bad. Alternatively, "!1337++," "++!1337"
NOT RECOMMENDED for use in verbal conversation, as it makes the speaker sound like a complete t00l.
A tool, in daily conversation: "Arrgh! That memo about the new dress code is doubleplus unleet! No more pocket protectors!"
A l33t haxx0r, in e-mail/im: "WinME+56k+hateway=!1337++, -kthxbai (And yes, I actually ran on that through 2003)"
by Erin October 29, 2004
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babe ruth double play

A Babe Ruth double play is a when a woman inserts a BabyRuth candy bar into her Vagina then pushes it out while defecating on a man's chest.
Aunt Linda did a Babe Ruth double play at the family camping trip last August.
by TastefullyBitter March 21, 2014
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