Double Parked

To double up on beverages, usually alcoholic. When one is double parked, the subject will have both drinks in front of them, and will either alternate between them or store one for later. This tactic is often used to minimize trips to the bar. Not to be confused with double fisting, which is entirely misleading.

"Nas was double parked the other night at the Rose Hotel".

by chalkoneupforlawschool October 19, 2011

double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity

dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night

by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006

double parked

A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style

Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?

by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014

Double Park

When the aggressor during doggy style intercourse becomes the passive party when another individual inserts his penis into aggressor A's anal orifice, thereby making the first aggressor unable to move forward or backward from his predicament.

"Did you hear about person A? He was doing person B doggy style when person C started doing person A doggy style. Person A couldn't do anything as he was double parked so he couldn't get out"

by liltoast October 21, 2016

Double Park

Have sex with two different guys in one day.

You don't want to get with her, she's a double parker.

by Big87Country September 23, 2008

Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.

"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."

by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015