Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.
After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.
by Indy SparkPlug August 19, 2011
New Zealand term for the state of a person who has opened another beer before finishing their first, resulting in them holding two bottles.
by Stcst May 24, 2018
To double up on beverages, usually alcoholic. When one is double parked, the subject will have both drinks in front of them, and will either alternate between them or store one for later. This tactic is often used to minimize trips to the bar. Not to be confused with double fisting, which is entirely misleading.
by chalkoneupforlawschool May 29, 2011
by joejoe dingdong man September 08, 2006
by ub3rst4r August 02, 2014
When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 24, 2015
"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."
by Back Alley Creeper. December 11, 2024