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Double Parking

Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.
After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.
by Indy SparkPlug August 23, 2011
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Double Parked

New Zealand term for the state of a person who has opened another beer before finishing their first, resulting in them holding two bottles.
Hah look at Nick! He's double parked.
by Stcst June 9, 2018
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Double Parked

To double up on beverages, usually alcoholic. When one is double parked, the subject will have both drinks in front of them, and will either alternate between them or store one for later. This tactic is often used to minimize trips to the bar. Not to be confused with double fisting, which is entirely misleading.
"Nas was double parked the other night at the Rose Hotel".
by chalkoneupforlawschool October 19, 2011
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double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity
dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night
by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006
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double parked

A woman taking 2 dicks at the same time, doggy style
Did you see that slut get double parked in that porno?
by ub3rst4r August 4, 2014
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Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 28, 2015
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boston double park

The sexual act of inserting ones fist into a female's vagina and anus at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you hookup with Sarah last night?
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.
by SeymourFed December 31, 2015
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