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double gay

An insult not literally calling a person a homosexual but instead calling them lame or uncool.
Mang, that person be double gay. He like dem pokaymon cards.
by Chen Wang February 10, 2009
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double gay

Double gay means straight or heterosexual. It follows simple mathematics, where an odd number of minuses (which symbolize homosexuality) in front of a number makes a negative (in this case homosexual) number and an even number makes a positive (in this case heterosexual) number.
Jack: Oh man I love women and definitely not men.
Will: You are double gay!
Jack: Thanks, you too!
by SmalltwnBoi May 13, 2018
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double gay agent

A partner who pretends to be gay, but is actually straight
Barry lost his anal virginity to a double gay agent
by It'syeboisquidward August 2, 2017
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Ur Mom Double Gay

Ur Mom Double Gay is the last resort

If you are losing an argument you can end it all with Ur Mom Double Gay
Jim : Hey Ur mom gay *breaks pencil*
Danny : That’s it I’m done with you *breaths in:
Jim : *starts to run*
Danny : UR MOM DOUBLE GAY!
Jim : *Passes out*
by Your Mom Double Gay May 20, 2018
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double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.
guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked
by raph852 December 16, 2008
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Double Negative Gay Theorem

When a woman is trans to a man and likes men, she is still straight, creating a vortex, leaving us with the double negative gay theorem
She's a man? She likes guys?

That's the double negative gay theorem!
by SheWasAWomanISwear June 16, 2022
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